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Cristmas Sweater Parties

damian Dec 11 2008 6:34P 5

Just Don't Do It!


I was afraid of this...to revisit last year when every portlander had the sweater party, the hipsters and the punks and every scene in-between. I'm all about unity, bringing all our different scenes together, but this is not the answer Portland. Like Journey should be left in 2005, let's leave the Christmas Sweater party in 2007.

At Thanksgiving time, the first sweater party show was announced -sigh. There was worry that it would come full swing, but the sweaters stayed mum - until now which is apparently the weekend to plan your sweater party. I didn't want to write this, i thought we were over this. Mellisa Wolf - you were the final straw. Here's the thing PDX: don't do it! There are plenty better ideas than a bunch of Instadouches™ standing around a bowl of Egg Nog (which i'm pretty sure is Elf Jizzims) taking Polaroids for myspace looking like your moms high school yearbook threw up a reindeer. Gross.


Unforgivable:


dumb ass sweater
please not again


talk about it …

5 Comments

  1. You misspell my name AND insult my holiday spirit. And for that I will wear an entire heinous holiday getup next Friday and sit on you all. day. long. Singing carols.

  2. damian

    Friday huh?
    I'll see you there....I'm going to scare you into a coma.

    • damian
    • 12/12/2008 1:50:00 PM

  3. Your threat just earned you a perpetual one-woman performance of Amy Grant's Greatest Christmas Hits. AND I CAN'T EVEN SING.

  4. damian

    Devilish woman....Prepare to be destroyed!!!

    • damian
    • 12/12/2008 2:22:00 PM

  5. Your smack talk is so cute.

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