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The Neat
The sound of The Neat is punk evolved. As London divides into throbbing zeitgeist and postpunk reactionaries, there blows a refreshing wind from Hull. They are unafraid of crediting the obvious Fall and Fire Engines influences as they spit Mark E.sque venom onto screeching guitars and thrust themselves forward face first and snarling: the energy of 76 meets the dexterity of 78, not progressive but utterly compelling. A jigsaw fit into the current backlash - witness live for maximum effect. Read more on Last.fm …read full bio
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    Oct 02 2008 3
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    Don't tip me over, bitch, I've got 8 nipples for you to suck on

    A US woman will spend the next month in prison after chasing terrified children through an Ohio town dressed as a cow.. Michele Allen was hired to wear the outfit to promote a local "haunted trail" theme park in Middletown, but got drunk at work on the Saturday evening and caused chaos, chasing kids and bringing traffic to a halt.. She also urinated in a nearby yard during her rampage, police said.. Allen refused to calm down once taken to the local police station and according to police was yelling and challenging people to "suck her udders".

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    Mar 24 2009 1
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    You Done Fell Offt: Dane Cook

    Remember your first comedy special?. You had that joke about public bathrooms and the doors on the stalls, it was kind of funnie, kind of true. a lot of people would just leave the joke, but not you, you took it to another level when you did that full commit Hong-Kong-Phooey flying force egg-drop leg chop on that imaginary stall door and flatlined your ass on stage - that's fucking funny shit man!Your first two cd's were solid and entertaining.What happened with the Madison Square Garden thing man?. You're wearing $1,600 jeans and yelling at your fans for not believing some imaginary dude floats around in the sky.. What's up man - you go on extended hypotheticals not for my entertainment so i'm sure you're just doing it to hear the sound of your own voice.I did really like you in that movie though, Dan In real Life.

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    pc-pdx
    Jul 02 2010 1
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    Final weekend of the old PC-PDX!

    hi all,It's been a long time coming... almost an embarrassingly long time.I started talking about it around this time last year.. The earliest date that i can recall where i said we'd launch was to be New Years day, some of you may been able to nail it on a earlier date than that.ALL said and done, here in internet ink,THE NEW VERSION OF THE SHOW-GUIDE WILL LAUNCH OVER THE 4TH OF JULY WEEKEND!It's looking pretty great, i'm not going to lie - we're very excited to get the new version published and have you guys use it!WHAT'S NEW:Maps and Membership and more!SPEED:The current version in the past few weeks/months has often been slow, sometimes just gone non-responsive (ouch!). The site has been almost completely recoded - it's all 99% fresh to be able to handle to ~15 page views the site is averaging EVERY SECOND.Membership Features!If you happened to have signed up for the current implementation of Membership on pc-pdx, i'm sure you're deeply disappointed.. RURL SORR about that!. Subscribe and Track your Bands/Artists + places:Be alerted, even emailed when your subscriptions have new shows.Save shows to a custom list.Show Tags! -"being able to tag shows by genre would be pretty sweet so people into particular kinds of music could search for shows that way -name"this is the most requested feature of all time and it's finally here.

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    pc-pdx
    Jul 22 2010 7
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    FAQ/WTF?! : How to Get Your Band Listed and Post a New Bio

    Most of the bands listed correctly will have Bios attached to them but there are a number of bands out there that don't yet have these posted.. If you're looking to get a bio posted for your band, there's a trick to it:All of the Bios come from Last.Fm.The way last.fm works is through a thing called "scrobbling".Scrobbling works by installing a program on your computer that catalogs and tracks what you listen to - all this info goes back to the Last.fm database.. It's really neat and gives you fun facts and stats on your listening habbits.The way a band begins to exist in the system is by somebody listening to it.As far as i know, there's no way to manually enter in a new band to the system : it HAS to be be scrobbled meaning you have to listen to it.Even if your band doesn't have any music recorded, Don't worry - it's not a problem, just get clever:Just throw on an ABBA tune (you know you have it) after renaming the band "ABBA" to whatever your band name is ("Tijuana Poop Smugglers" ?).Listen to the song and make sure it's 'scrobbled'.This will get the band name into the system. - note that it won't show up immediately, it may take a few hours or more.. You will then be able to add and edit the Bio and it will show up on pc-pdx anytime anybody hovers on it or checks out your band page.

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    May 02 2011 0
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    Laura Stevenson and the Cans download : live on UP Underground

    So, this is not Ben but rather pc-pdx, the entity.I wanted to share my love of Laura so consider this hijacked.. When she first played the coop on day one of Resistance Fest Northwest she was there as extension of Bomb The Music Industy! (naturally) and i had never heard her own stuff.. She basically kicked ass and owned it, hard.. I couldn't wait to see her again but i've managed to be out of town for both times she's been through in the two years since the Coop days.Here's where Ben comes into the picture because he has a neat radio show where he gets to bring in rad people like Laura, interview them and have them play a studio session.Ben has packaged up a nice zip of the show which we are hosting (mediefire is evil), grab it!download Laura Stevens and The cans live on KDUPVisit Ben and keep tabs on his projects athttp://upunderground.wordpress.com/

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    pc-pdx
    Jun 06 2011 1
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    Rigsketball 2011 - A Portland Band Basketball Tournament

    Rigsketball 2011 - A Portland Band Basketball TournamentAnd And And challenges any Portland band to compete in our summer basketball tournament!The tourney is going to take place anytime between June 7th and June 19th!The teams will be the top three players from each band v.s. the aforementioned of other bands partaking in said tournament.TUESDAY THE 7THBlast Majesty v.s.. Ugly Flowers 1:00 Tues The 7th at 4851 NE Alberta ct.Youthbitch v.s.. Hello Electric 2:30 Tues The 7th Location TBALaura Gibson v.s.. Charts 4:00 Tues The 7th at 2nd and SE water across from Bunk Bar in that parking lot.Otis Heat v.s.

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    pc-pdx
    Jun 27 2011 5
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    We Fucked-Up and Deleted ALL The Flyers...

    Yep, it's true!All 19,637 flyers went kaputznik and made a super bye-bye action with no recycle bin love of any kind.I am uber careful and paranoid of these things and still manage to pull an epic maneuver like this about once a year. -Last year whilst working on a client site, i deleted the entire four-year calendar set for *two* site for the Solano County Library.. YEAH BUDDY.Yep, So - where we're at now is that i quickly dropped $43 to get some magic (Slingblade)"Should'nta done that boy" software so as i can try to get back the deleted info off the hard drive. -IT was a half win.. I think we got back most of the files but there seems to be an issue where the files that came back did so with different data or whatever : The file names no longer match the actual show info they should contain so SHIT IS BANANANANAS all over the site right now.I have since found a version of the flyers folder in our old svn repo from about 6-weeks ago when we made some reconfiguration changes.. I, in all my awesomeness, didn't get these two flyer related folders back into svn sync (because we're virtualizing the directories to share the data with other sites, NERD stuff..) and totally blew the gun in the face.It's okay though.

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    NASALROD (Album Release!) + DIVERS + THE MISTONS - SAT MAY 4TH! @polaris hall [May 04, 2024] » Nasalrod is verrry excited to play w/DIVERS & THE MISTONS for our ALBUM RELEASE show at Polaris Hall on SAT, MAY the 4th!! It'll be a Polaris DEBUT for all three bands!!! See you there. -Nasalrod
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    Valusint @revolution hall [Apr 11, 2024] » Portland-based composer/musician Alicia Jo Rabins joins sonic forces with 130 singers from the award-winning Camas High School Choir, a trio of top-tier rock musicians, and the vaunted Third Angle New Music string trio for the dynamic world premiere of I Was A Desert: Songs of the Matriarchs. ¤ ¤ I…read the full comment
    -4/6/2024 2:08:29 PM
    Flyer Escape Another place to send flyers to - HTTPS://FLYERESCAPE.DAD ¤ EMAIL SHOWS@FLYERESCAPE.DAD with images of your show flyers, and info too!
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    televod @firkin tavern, the [Mar 22, 2024] » DOORS 7:00 / MUSIC 8:00PM
    -3/19/2024 2:43:19 PM
    NASALROD (ALBUM RELEASE & DEBUT AT POLARIS!) + SECRET SPECIAL GUEST (TBA 2 WEEKS BEFORE SHOW!) + THE MISTONS - SAT MAY 4TH! @polaris hall [May 04, 2024] » All 3 bands will make their DEBUT appearance @ POLARIS HALL for this! It's the official release show for Nasalrod's new album, with Sean Croghan's incredible band THE MISTONS! PLUS!! A secret special guest (one of our verrry favorite pdx bands) will be announced about 2 weeks before the show as well!! EARLY SHOW…read the full comment
    -3/13/2024 1:59:52 PM
    @bridge city sessions [Jan 21, 2024] » All ages hardcore show in SE
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    NASALROD + TACOS! (members of HELMS ALEE & WILD POWWERS) + BLACK SHELTON - SAT FEB 3rd! @mississippi studios [Feb 03, 2024] » TACOS! (from Seattle) features Lupe from WILD POWWERS on drums & Hozi from HELMS ALEE on bass!
    -12/16/2023 3:30:26 PM
    NASALROD + TACOS! (members of HELMS ALEE & WILD POWWERS) + BLACK SHELTON - SAT FEB 3rd! @mississippi studios [Feb 03, 2024] » This will be EPIC AF!!! Nasalrod will headline MISSISSIPPI STUDIOS on SAT FEB 3rd, & TACOS! from Seattle will join us! Tacos! features Lupe from WILD POWWERS on drums & Hozi from HELMS ALEE (and Lozen) on bass! Plus the badass BLACK SHELTON AND THE AMERICAN DREAM will kick it off! EARLY SHOW w/doors at 7 and…read the full comment
    -12/16/2023 3:29:04 PM
    NASALROD + USNEA + F-SPACE + MOTRIK + SEA MOSS + RAILING! @green anchors @ 8940 n bradford st, portland, oreg [Nov 18, 2023] » The 'How to Destroy the Universe' fest is happening soon! SAT NOV 18th at the unique artist compound known as Green Anchors PDX! ALL AGES, and Bar with ID! Mark your calendars...Doors at 4, Music from 5-11pm. NASALROD will be closing out the fest, and we're honored to be a part of this kick-ass lineup of bands!…read the full comment
    -11/11/2023 11:51:30 AM
    Fuckin Boycott bands who make shirts! Stop wasting water and raping the earth!!! (A)//(E)
    -10/13/2023 12:23:43 AM
    Spo0l @star theater [Aug 27, 2023] » FB link: ¤ https://facebook.com/events/s/hunter-presents-die-robot-with/597523382449792/
    -8/20/2023 2:09:42 PM
    Linda @misdemeanor meadows [Aug 01, 2023] » Dawn and Nils from Faun Fables were Sleepy time gorilla museum and Nils was the front man for Idiot flesh. ¤ Dustin Hammond is an indie singer songwriter for Run on Sentence ¤ It’s folk meets Americana meets some Gaelic witches in the woods and dance together.
    -7/20/2023 12:00:55 PM
    STEPHEN JOHNSON @lichfield guild hall [Dec 15, 2023] » UK BAND FROM THE 80’S PERFORMING SONGS FROM ‘SILENCE FOLLOW’S’ ALBUM (ON POLYDOR) LOCATION IS LICHFIELD STAFFS UK
    -7/10/2023 9:12:01 AM
    pc-pdx @dundee lodge, the [Jul 26, 2023] » artist list should go on the artist fields so they have links and all that other jazz. ¤ You have a lineup per day? ¤ Send it over and I can help get it posted
    -7/2/2023 7:13:53 AM
    KF @dundee lodge, the [Jul 26, 2023] » Wow,just look at this lineup: ¤ Abronia ¤ Alora Crucible ¤ Alum Occulta ¤ a smile full of ale ¤ Behalf ¤ Black Magdalene ¤ Black Tapestry ¤ CV ¤ Casual Violence ¤ Cradle of Judah ¤ Dahliad ¤ Darkwraith Covenant ¤ Datura Blues ¤…read the full comment
    -7/1/2023 10:41:42 PM
    goofster15 UNTO OTHERS (FKA IDLE HANDS) FREE GIG TONIGHT AT COFFIN CLUB. 8PM
    -6/28/2023 2:30:06 PM
    tcrachal@gmail.com @bridge city sessions studio [Jun 26, 2023] » 1440 SE Powell Blvd, Portland, OR 97202
    -6/21/2023 2:09:01 PM
    tcrachal@gmail.com @bridge city sessions studio [Jun 26, 2023] » Indie show at Bridge City Sessions!
    -6/21/2023 2:05:40 PM
    THE CHAIR PROJECT (solo act of Chairman from Nasalrod): 7" Vinyl Release at DOUG FiR this SATURDAY! @doug fir [Jun 03, 2023] » Hey all! Chairman here from Nasalrod. I'm celebrating my first ever solo 7" vinyl record release on Saturday (June 3rd) at Doug Fir! I'll be kicking off the show at 9pm sharp under my solo moniker 'THE CHAIR PROJECT'. Gonna rip!
    -6/2/2023 12:48:06 PM
    Curt @shanghai tunnel [Jun 29, 2023] » https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-L1EQdxW7c
    -5/28/2023 5:14:06 PM
    fuck hardcore THE EXPLODING HEARTS (W/ TERRY SIX & FRIENDS). September 9th, 2023 @ Revolution Hall.
    -5/28/2023 11:34:30 AM
    Cici Kinda new in the area looking for a place that gets a little rowdy. any suggestions? ¤
    -5/22/2023 2:44:08 PM
    automatonflux This site has been and is still an excellent resource. You know what's punk? Being DIY. You want more shows on here, add them. The scene needs you to step the fuck up. I believe in us \m/
    -4/18/2023 4:36:24 PM
    🖕 Punk ers ded 🍆💥🍺👍🕸🐜👤🎂👣💣👀🐸🤳🍔🐝🐶
    -4/12/2023 9:48:17 AM
    sm shaking my headh buncha whiney babies in this chat box. Pc-pdx is a godsend and has been for more then a decade! Portland is the people who make it up: its you! Be the portland you wish to see.
    -4/9/2023 2:43:01 PM
    Jake Dark and experimental prog rock fan? Check out our show at Kelly's Olympian 4/14!
    -4/7/2023 10:59:24 AM
    🖕 All the punks left town because Portland sucks. Now only posers left in Portland. RIP real punks.
    -3/26/2023 5:21:42 PM
    Tyler @lay low tavern [Mar 11, 2023] » Melt your face in sound this Saturday!
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    Mike Teal @six below midnight, the [Feb 25, 2023] » This will be a BLAST!!! Come on out and get your Rock on!!!
    -2/13/2023 12:59:57 PM
    Alex Fast Debut single out now! punk/post-punk/noise. Limited vinyl copies at the shows. https://daggerpoints.bandcamp.com/releases
    -2/7/2023 10:05:26 AM
    pc-pdx @J - This site is alive as people want it to be since it's a WIKI that anybody can post to. ¤ ¤ The pandemic crushed everything in March 2020. I used to spend a few dozen hours per week (!) tracking shows and keeping the info updated but The Guide now has to rely on awesome homies like Schwartz/No Fun/ ++YOU++ to make use of the WIKI functionality to put the word out here. ¤ D.I.T. :: Do It Together!!
    -1/13/2023 10:45:13 AM
    🛒 Punk in this town is dead. Hardcore, post-punk both suck as well.
    -1/11/2023 7:12:53 AM
    J Hey 10 year ago I used pc pdx a lot to find local shows. What’s the best resource now? Seems dead here
    -1/1/2023 9:21:16 PM
    🛒 Who these rich pricks paying $30-$40 to see Fear and Murder City Devils on New Years??? FU!!!!
    -12/21/2022 12:33:53 PM
    Jake Saturday 12/10 HWM, space rock and prog rock with LiquidLight, Ghost Frog and National Diet!
    -12/6/2022 10:22:33 AM
    goofster15 @dante's [Dec 17, 2022] » UNTO OTHERS + ETERNAL CHAMPION + HOAXED AT DANTE'S SATURDAY DECEMBER 17TH - UO only headliner this year in pdx, EC coming up from philly and Texas for their first pdx show. Hoaxed first gig since the release of their Relapse Records debut "Two Shadows"
    -12/2/2022 8:28:19 PM
    fuck hardcore why are bands who play d-beat/hardcore accepted when they sound exactly the same/boring/unoriginal/rifoff/cliche as 1000's of other bands??????
    -10/31/2022 4:46:25 PM
    NASALROD + GAYTHEIST (co-headline!) at Lollipop Shoppe on Sat Nov 26th!! @lollipop shoppe [Nov 26, 2022] » Hey all! Brand new pdx venue Lollipop Shoppe has just opened at SE Grand & Morrison. NASALROD & GAYTHEIST will perform a co-headline show there together on SATURDAY NOVEMBER 26th!! Our friend DJ Mottavader will be spinning tunes throughout the night as well. SAVE THE DATE!!!
    -10/29/2022 3:57:41 PM
    THE AVENGERS + NASALROD + BAD SEX AT MISSISSIPPI STUDIOS: WED SEPT 28TH!! @mississippi studios [Sep 28, 2022] » This coming WEDNESDAY!!! NASALROD is excited to finally be playing again! This will be our 2nd show back (since the pandemic). We are totally HONORED to share the stage with first wave punk LEGENDS The Avengers! Plus, they'll have Hector from THE ZEROS on bass! Portland's own Bad Sex will kick off the show! Tix…read the full comment
    -9/24/2022 12:52:53 PM
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