Adam! France

Adam! France is a man of the most handsome variety. Born on May the 22nd in the year of our Dark Lord Nineteen Hundred and Ninety, Adam! was a striking young child. He was raised by pack of rabid wolves in the outer edges of an especially harsh region of Norway. While scavenging for food in the harsh terrain that was his home, he came across a guitar that someone had so carelessly left in the woods. Since this guitar had no strings (as it was very old), Adam! had to make some. Read more on Last.fm …read full bio

Adam! France is a man of the most handsome variety. Born on May the 22nd in the year of our Dark Lord Nineteen Hundred and Ninety, Adam! was a striking young child. He was raised by pack of rabid wolves in the outer edges of an especially harsh region of Norway. While scavenging for food in the harsh terrain that was his home, he came across a guitar that someone had so carelessly left in the woods. Since this guitar had no strings (as it was very old), Adam! had to make some. He fashioned his makeshift strings out of the vocal cords of an unfortunate nun who had wandered into his cave. In doing so, Adam! had unknowingly formed an alliance with Satan. While Varg Vikernes gets most of the credit for it, Adam! played an integral role in the first church burning. He was only 2 years old. While there are many myths and rumors as to how Adam! came to reside in the Pacific Northwest, not one of them is truth. No one knows the true tale of how Adam! France got here, we may never know. Since slaughtering the nun for her vocal cords, Adam! has since calmed down with his murdering. In fact, he hasn't had to indulge in his bloodlust since. While he's not appreciating the fine craftsmanship of a woman's posterior, you can find him either drinking beers or writing songs about how horrid and terrible women can be to men. Along with writing these songs, he also plays them in a spectacular fashion. I know, what can't this man do? Well what Adam! can't do, grow a beard and send himself pictures of your butt. While you may not be able to help him with the facial hair predicament, you can certainly help him with those pictures. So drop your drawers and snap some pictures. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.

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…shrink me down again