Bastard Child was originally formed in November of 2007 by Sir Edmund Taint and Zebrana Bastard. After facing the reality that all the fun they were having with The Pleasure Elite was about to end(or so they thought), they joined forces and set out to find a combo of twisted individuals to join their sickening side show.
Both having a love for performance art, a variety of musical backgrounds, and a taste for the obscure, they weren't exactly sure what they were looking for other than an outlet for the fuct up ramblings inside their heads.
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Bastard Child was originally formed in November of 2007 by Sir Edmund Taint and Zebrana Bastard. After facing the reality that all the fun they were having with The Pleasure Elite was about to end(or so they thought), they joined forces and set out to find a combo of twisted individuals to join their sickening side show.
Both having a love for performance art, a variety of musical backgrounds, and a taste for the obscure, they weren't exactly sure what they were looking for other than an outlet for the fuct up ramblings inside their heads.
Not long after, Gingie Bastard joined up on guitar. The three worked together writing songs, practicing, and circle jerking to pass the time while trying to track down that ever elusive drummer.
In July of 2008, The Sexual Tyrannosaurus of Sok and The Faggots joined in for a Jam Session, and by August of 2008, Honkey Bastard was jerking and stroking the rest of us regularly as alter boys in a confession box.
In August of 2009, we released our first album out of Suburbia Studios, entitled Run For Your Life. We've made our presence known starting in our home slum of Tacoma, WA, going up as far as Everett, WA, and as far south as Sacramento, CA.
Shortly before our album was released, Gingie Bastard left the band, and in his place we now have Pygmy Bastard on lead guitar, and The Unknown Bastard on rythm guitar. We're currently working on new material towards our second album.
We've been described as "a different kind of uncomfortable", "kinda like a jazzed up version of The Mentors", "scum fucks" (although we really don't feel we've done GG proud enough to actually earn that title), and "a mediocre band that relys on nudity and shock value to draw a crowd". That's us all right.
We're punk, we're metal, we're blues, we're whatever the fuck we want to be, whatever the fuck we want to do, if you like it...great, if you hate it...great, either way we're gonna keep on doing it. We have no real sense of shame, and some would say we're even a little obscene. Whatever the f*** we are...love us or hate us, see us once, and you'll definately remember us.
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