CAPTAIN CAPTAIN

There are at least two acts called Captain Captain: 1. CAPTAIN CAPTAIN (c2) (1999-2001) -- was merely guessed to be a shape-shifting, antediluvian, now-Astral "pod-beast," conjectured to have errantly emerged into solid-state via a contingent interception by one of Earth's flooded Ionospheric auricular waste vacuums that partially collapsed in the antediluvian light hurricane, Enoch, aeons ago (pre-Horus). However, c2 itself had no "known" locus, and never has; the vessels' dervishings are all we here at c2 research have to go on as yet. Read more on Last.fm …read full bio

There are at least two acts called Captain Captain: 1. CAPTAIN CAPTAIN (c2) (1999-2001) -- was merely guessed to be a shape-shifting, antediluvian, now-Astral "pod-beast," conjectured to have errantly emerged into solid-state via a contingent interception by one of Earth's flooded Ionospheric auricular waste vacuums that partially collapsed in the antediluvian light hurricane, Enoch, aeons ago (pre-Horus). However, c2 itself had no "known" locus, and never has; the vessels' dervishings are all we here at c2 research have to go on as yet. Upon its envesselled terrestrial emergence, c2 has been quite the enigma, however, mostly rendering the masses clueless, while encapsulating the delta and the alpha waves of any given bystanders via the vessels' apparent "at-will" frequency assimilation and trophallaxis -- an aesthetic dexterity thought to be a result of c2's temporal governance of each of its host-vessels' extant pineal glands over terrestrial dualism en physis. Being unable to communicate in conventional verbal language, the vessels' pineal-driven banter is mostly reduced to brutally clackety whirfdirbles and such -- aside from occassional scry-babbling word-soups, assailing chants, and name recognition -- by even the most discerning terrestrial mind/ears. The only other pineals known to have resurrected in contemporary, de-volved vessels have lost most real-time Upper Mental uploading capabilities since the great floods and temporal acceleration. Brief aural mimicry was seemingly about all the c2 vessels can muster to calm their duality shock at the public meetings, which were set to attempt some form of communion. The results of such, however, when c2 verbal assimilation seems nearest, seem more like diabolic mockery than mimicry, which is set to odd-timed rhythmic chants, aural chaos, and angular particle acceleration via and out of high-rise windows. Therefore, festive translation tools were carefully incorporated into the meetings -- the tools being rock and marching band instruments and electronics, computers, film, slide, and occassionally video projectors-- which were added to their assortment of scavenged pre-lapsarian electro-junk. As c2 has remained such an enigma since half of the rock unit was banished to The Mirror in Spring of 2001 for existential nausea, the scientific community has insisted on a natural progression of research events, and has hence barred any arbitrary experimental control. c2 is believed to have taken some nomadic form(s) on Earth for an indefinite period of time, though some assert the possibility for it to possess the ability to return from whence it came at-will. The reasoning: evident relapsing pineal gland incontinence and incredibly slow aging of the (rock) vessels banished to The Mirror. To help crack the cosmologically bewildering puzzle cache without interruption of the c2's attempted civil communing praxis, a selection of the meetings have been recorded, and is widely available in compact rock disc format -- a sort of pop-terrestrial surveillance for any who possess non-reductionary pineal glands that may (until a genuine c2-listening) be as yet dormant. 2. Captain Captain is a band from Richmond, Virginia. The group is comprised of Bill Rechin (vocals, guitar, banjo), Nick Lee (vocals, guitar, ukulele), Tim Robinson (vocals, violin), and Aaron Bales (double bass). Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.

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