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  • BIG HAUNT VIDEO PREMIERE PARTY
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  • This show is one of Heaps Of Bleeps first! Come out and hear the…more
    • valentines
    • Monday, 12/2/2013 21+
    • 10 PM SHARP | $free
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  • Adelitas Euro Tour Kickoff
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    • Friday, 6/14/2013 21+
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  • All the best music Portland has to quarter!! It's not your local…more
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    • Monday, 5/13/2013 21+
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    • Monday, 4/8/2013 21+
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    • Monday, 2/25/2013 21+
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  • Portland's Mitchell Hanson aka DJ Vize is regarded as the Pacific…more
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  • ((GONE)) Group Art Show and Music 420 SW Washington St.…more
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  • benefit for Portland Anarchist Black Cross Portland Anarchist…more
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    • Saturday, 4/21/2012 21+
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  • http://thelovecraftbar.com/eventsschedule
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  • curated by ogo eion
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  • Gay Ghost had to cancel
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  • after the mayday march
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  • PSYCHOPOMP: http://events.iokaos.net "Solar Revels…more
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    • Tuesday, 4/28/2009 21+
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    • Thursday, 3/5/2009 21+
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  • that's right, motherfucking lambchop
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    C.Miloker
    Mar 24 2009 1
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    You Done Fell Offt: Dane Cook

    Remember your first comedy special?. You had that joke about public bathrooms and the doors on the stalls, it was kind of funnie, kind of true. a lot of people would just leave the joke, but not you, you took it to another level when you did that full commit Hong-Kong-Phooey flying force egg-drop leg chop on that imaginary stall door and flatlined your ass on stage - that's fucking funny shit man!Your first two cd's were solid and entertaining.What happened with the Madison Square Garden thing man?. You're wearing $1,600 jeans and yelling at your fans for not believing some imaginary dude floats around in the sky.. What's up man - you go on extended hypotheticals not for my entertainment so i'm sure you're just doing it to hear the sound of your own voice.I did really like you in that movie though, Dan In real Life.

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    pc-pdx
    Dec 23 2009 8
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    The "Super Awesome Contest" Contest, Win an Army Of Darkness dvd, a Useless State Records prize pack and Cereal!

    .prize li{padding-bottom:5px;} We're finishing up the year with a count the jellybeans stylee` contest.. The Winner gets STUFF!. Useless State Records Prize Pack!. The Taxpayers Discography + a live DVD! the Atomic Butter Babes Discography!

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    5 ALL AGES shows!

     
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    Z The mobile site usually only shows half the shows!
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