Way of the Yeti

Hometown: Portland, OR Members are : Josh Novelli - Guitar Eric Campbell - Bass Shane Valentine - Vocals Devon Berliner - Drums In the dark ages, five snow orphans were found scattered across the globe. Each was found wrapped in fine linen, laid in golden baskets and adorned three magical items: a crossbow, a mysterious claw and a quill filled with a magically unending supply of blood from a snow demon or a cat's face, history is unclear. The five Read more on Last.fm …read full bio

Hometown: Portland, OR Members are : Josh Novelli - Guitar Eric Campbell - Bass Shane Valentine - Vocals Devon Berliner - Drums In the dark ages, five snow orphans were found scattered across the globe. Each was found wrapped in fine linen, laid in golden baskets and adorned three magical items: a crossbow, a mysterious claw and a quill filled with a magically unending supply of blood from a snow demon or a cat's face, history is unclear. The five were raised in secret by monks of their respective lands and their origins were kept hidden from them, until they reached an age of understanding wisdom. They were eventually drawn to each other, bound at birth to rise to their calling. Their mission was to protect the ways of the snow demon and keep secret the magical powers bestowed upon them. A crossbow, for protection. A claw from a Yeti, used as a compass to find the lair of any snow beast. And a blood quill with which to write documents only their eyes could see. For centuries they fulfilled their duty to protect the Way of the Yeti, until a great and powerful peck wizard sought to steal their power. He deceived the five, posing as a snow dragon and luring them into battle. There, the peck wizard was unable to steal their power but trapped them under ice for all time. The Way of the Yeti was lost but the will of the five endured. Still hidden are the ancient ways of the snow demon but a new five have emerged. This new band has arisen, to restore the power of the Way of the Yeti through new instruments. Shane Valentine - uses his voice to pierce the heart of his enemies. Josh Novelli - equipped with guitars that fire arrows through the eyes of those who listen. Eric Campbell - plays a bass that reigns down a mighty hammer upon those in it's path. Devon Berliner - sits at the throne of torment, crushing bones with his war drums. Their mission: to unfreeze the original Way of the Yeti and restore their power. To do so, they need your help. Should you accept your role, be aware of the danger. Snow beasts of all kinds, werewolves, vampires, wolf-sharks, narwhals, midgets, evil midgets, crack foxes and prospectors will seek to destroy you. Be warned... Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.

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…shrink me down again