B E S T !

We decided to combine this show because not only is it the Taxpayers triumphant return to Portland(the summer hasn't been the same without them) but a reunion of friends who are now spread all over the country. Also, Walt will be leaving Portland for a while so this is the last chance to see hey tiger songs, at least maybe until next year. Seriously, if you want to see any of these bands you should arrive on time! The show will start without you and it won't be the same if you are not there.

no doogles!

for real about the oogles. there are already gonna be a ton of people at this show and i don't have time for any bullshit. i am playin two sets and running this thing. i will have absolutely no patience for you and i will drag you by the ear out of the house and into the street. no one has any spare change. no one is gonna give you a beer. don't come. go hang out downtown and shoot up. or go get "stuck on a fuckin train in montana" or something.

heads up! this show is listed in the mercury as being hosted at ducketts tonight. im pretty sure thats not true. anyone want to confirm?

The people running this show keep this site up to date: this is the correct listing. Also, Ducketts doesn't do shows anymore. Also Also, this is going to be AWESOME.

not at ducketts. but right behind it. also, who put this in the mercury?

The Mercury gets the burnt biscuit award.

last portland splinter cake show!!!

best. time. ever. UP THE HOUSE SHOWS!

thanks everyone who came out! good times for all. sorry if i kicked you out(it was past one am after all!)
or didn't talk to yall to much! i had a lot going on! such a great show! i think i saw chris clavin drunk for the first time ever! i'm gonna miss you portland! i got ten days left! let's go jump off waterfalls before i leave!!!

Great show! Thanks so much Fuckettes!! Chris Clavin did drink some of my beer, much to my astonishment!

Thanks to everybody involved that made this so much damn fun!The photoset is posted in the gallery.

A lot of the pics came out blury and crappy because the old timey, 1894 digital camera that we're still using is about kaputznik(donations?). Still, we got a bunch of good pics of the Taxpayers and some of the last sets (for a while..)from Scum Grief and Splinter Cake.

TOO MUCH FUN. Llama, you have a habit of capturing my weirdest faces. I have a camera you can have, but you'd need to find a battery charger for it. It's a step up from your current one, but not amazing.

WICKED CLOWNS WOOP WOOP!!