Fast Takers are a rock and roll band. They are super sleazy but they will be really sweet to you if you are nice. The lead singer is Hernan, he looks like a cross between Richard Ramirez and Joey Ramone, he is cute, or hot or whatever. He's into chicks. The bass player looks like T-Boz and Justin Bieber. He's into weed and flying high kicks. The lead guitar player is into golden showers, delirium and smoking beers. The drummer is totally hot but married, he's mainly into French turn-of-the-century literature.
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Fast Takers are a rock and roll band. They are super sleazy but they will be really sweet to you if you are nice. The lead singer is Hernan, he looks like a cross between Richard Ramirez and Joey Ramone, he is cute, or hot or whatever. He's into chicks. The bass player looks like T-Boz and Justin Bieber. He's into weed and flying high kicks. The lead guitar player is into golden showers, delirium and smoking beers. The drummer is totally hot but married, he's mainly into French turn-of-the-century literature. The other guitar player is into fucking and food.
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