Wombstretcha

Backed by local producer and vocalist Statutory Ray, Wombstretcha the Magnificent has successfully developed his own genre of music (“date rap”), released two studio-quality albums (The Pregnant Pause EP and The Great Divide LP), and has even received acclaim for his first underground single (“Soundproof Van”), all without radio play, professional promotion, or live instruments. After performing his first live show to a room full of strangers who knew more words to his songs than he did Read more on Last.fm …read full bio

Backed by local producer and vocalist Statutory Ray, Wombstretcha the Magnificent has successfully developed his own genre of music (“date rap”), released two studio-quality albums (The Pregnant Pause EP and The Great Divide LP), and has even received acclaim for his first underground single (“Soundproof Van”), all without radio play, professional promotion, or live instruments. After performing his first live show to a room full of strangers who knew more words to his songs than he did, Wombstretcha the Magnificent realized that his prose has the ability to touch people in a unique and special fashion, and has since devoted his life to rap music. This release is neither a plea for attention nor a request for appreciation. Rather, it is a warning. Lock up your children, your pets, and your medicine cabinets before they are all wiped from the face of the planet without warning or remorse. Although Wombstretcha the Magnificent appreciates and openly welcomes distribution, airplay, and promotion of any kind, the fact of the matter remains; Wombstretcha don’t need you. Wombstretcha don’t need anybody. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.

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…shrink me down again