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The Neat
The sound of The Neat is punk evolved. As London divides into throbbing zeitgeist and postpunk reactionaries, there blows a refreshing wind from Hull. They are unafraid of crediting the obvious Fall and Fire Engines influences as they spit Mark E.sque venom onto screeching guitars and thrust themselves forward face first and snarling: the energy of 76 meets the dexterity of 78, not progressive but utterly compelling. A jigsaw fit into the current backlash - witness live for maximum effect. Read more on Last.fm …read full bio
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    Oct 02 2008 3
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    Don't tip me over, bitch, I've got 8 nipples for you to suck on

    A US woman will spend the next month in prison after chasing terrified children through an Ohio town dressed as a cow.. Michele Allen was hired to wear the outfit to promote a local "haunted trail" theme park in Middletown, but got drunk at work on the Saturday evening and caused chaos, chasing kids and bringing traffic to a halt.. She also urinated in a nearby yard during her rampage, police said.. Allen refused to calm down once taken to the local police station and according to police was yelling and challenging people to "suck her udders".

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    Mar 24 2009 1
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    You Done Fell Offt: Dane Cook

    Remember your first comedy special?. You had that joke about public bathrooms and the doors on the stalls, it was kind of funnie, kind of true. a lot of people would just leave the joke, but not you, you took it to another level when you did that full commit Hong-Kong-Phooey flying force egg-drop leg chop on that imaginary stall door and flatlined your ass on stage - that's fucking funny shit man!Your first two cd's were solid and entertaining.What happened with the Madison Square Garden thing man?. You're wearing $1,600 jeans and yelling at your fans for not believing some imaginary dude floats around in the sky.. What's up man - you go on extended hypotheticals not for my entertainment so i'm sure you're just doing it to hear the sound of your own voice.I did really like you in that movie though, Dan In real Life.

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    pc-pdx
    Jul 02 2010 1
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    Final weekend of the old PC-PDX!

    hi all,It's been a long time coming... almost an embarrassingly long time.I started talking about it around this time last year.. The earliest date that i can recall where i said we'd launch was to be New Years day, some of you may been able to nail it on a earlier date than that.ALL said and done, here in internet ink,THE NEW VERSION OF THE SHOW-GUIDE WILL LAUNCH OVER THE 4TH OF JULY WEEKEND!It's looking pretty great, i'm not going to lie - we're very excited to get the new version published and have you guys use it!WHAT'S NEW:Maps and Membership and more!SPEED:The current version in the past few weeks/months has often been slow, sometimes just gone non-responsive (ouch!). The site has been almost completely recoded - it's all 99% fresh to be able to handle to ~15 page views the site is averaging EVERY SECOND.Membership Features!If you happened to have signed up for the current implementation of Membership on pc-pdx, i'm sure you're deeply disappointed.. RURL SORR about that!. Subscribe and Track your Bands/Artists + places:Be alerted, even emailed when your subscriptions have new shows.Save shows to a custom list.Show Tags! -"being able to tag shows by genre would be pretty sweet so people into particular kinds of music could search for shows that way -name"this is the most requested feature of all time and it's finally here.

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    pc-pdx
    Jul 22 2010 6
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    FAQ/WTF?! : How to Get Your Band Listed and Post a New Bio

    Most of the bands listed correctly will have Bios attached to them but there are a number of bands out there that don't yet have these posted.. If you're looking to get a bio posted for your band, there's a trick to it:All of the Bios come from Last.Fm.The way last.fm works is through a thing called "scrobbling".Scrobbling works by installing a program on your computer that catalogs and tracks what you listen to - all this info goes back to the Last.fm database.. It's really neat and gives you fun facts and stats on your listening habbits.The way a band begins to exist in the system is by somebody listening to it.As far as i know, there's no way to manually enter in a new band to the system : it HAS to be be scrobbled meaning you have to listen to it.Even if your band doesn't have any music recorded, Don't worry - it's not a problem, just get clever:Just throw on an ABBA tune (you know you have it) after renaming the band "ABBA" to whatever your band name is ("Tijuana Poop Smugglers" ?).Listen to the song and make sure it's 'scrobbled'.This will get the band name into the system. - note that it won't show up immediately, it may take a few hours or more.. You will then be able to add and edit the Bio and it will show up on pc-pdx anytime anybody hovers on it or checks out your band page.

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    May 02 2011 0
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    Laura Stevenson and the Cans download : live on UP Underground

    So, this is not Ben but rather pc-pdx, the entity.I wanted to share my love of Laura so consider this hijacked.. When she first played the coop on day one of Resistance Fest Northwest she was there as extension of Bomb The Music Industy! (naturally) and i had never heard her own stuff.. She basically kicked ass and owned it, hard.. I couldn't wait to see her again but i've managed to be out of town for both times she's been through in the two years since the Coop days.Here's where Ben comes into the picture because he has a neat radio show where he gets to bring in rad people like Laura, interview them and have them play a studio session.Ben has packaged up a nice zip of the show which we are hosting (mediefire is evil), grab it!download Laura Stevens and The cans live on KDUPVisit Ben and keep tabs on his projects athttp://upunderground.wordpress.com/

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    Jun 06 2011 1
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    Rigsketball 2011 - A Portland Band Basketball Tournament

    Rigsketball 2011 - A Portland Band Basketball TournamentAnd And And challenges any Portland band to compete in our summer basketball tournament!The tourney is going to take place anytime between June 7th and June 19th!The teams will be the top three players from each band v.s. the aforementioned of other bands partaking in said tournament.TUESDAY THE 7THBlast Majesty v.s.. Ugly Flowers 1:00 Tues The 7th at 4851 NE Alberta ct.Youthbitch v.s.. Hello Electric 2:30 Tues The 7th Location TBALaura Gibson v.s.. Charts 4:00 Tues The 7th at 2nd and SE water across from Bunk Bar in that parking lot.Otis Heat v.s.

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    pc-pdx
    Jun 27 2011 5
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    We Fucked-Up and Deleted ALL The Flyers...

    Yep, it's true!All 19,637 flyers went kaputznik and made a super bye-bye action with no recycle bin love of any kind.I am uber careful and paranoid of these things and still manage to pull an epic maneuver like this about once a year. -Last year whilst working on a client site, i deleted the entire four-year calendar set for *two* site for the Solano County Library.. YEAH BUDDY.Yep, So - where we're at now is that i quickly dropped $43 to get some magic (Slingblade)"Should'nta done that boy" software so as i can try to get back the deleted info off the hard drive. -IT was a half win.. I think we got back most of the files but there seems to be an issue where the files that came back did so with different data or whatever : The file names no longer match the actual show info they should contain so SHIT IS BANANANANAS all over the site right now.I have since found a version of the flyers folder in our old svn repo from about 6-weeks ago when we made some reconfiguration changes.. I, in all my awesomeness, didn't get these two flyer related folders back into svn sync (because we're virtualizing the directories to share the data with other sites, NERD stuff..) and totally blew the gun in the face.It's okay though.

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    Electric Ring @high water mark [Dec 06, 2019] » Witch Ripper from Seattle is coming down to play this badass show with Alltar and Glacial Fall, gonna be a night of headbanging.
    -11/20/2019 12:10:39 PM
    NASALROD + WET FRUIT (tape release!) + INTERNET BEEF at DOUG FIR! @doug fir [Nov 26, 2019] » HAPPENING SOON! Album release show for WET FRUIT (Rebecca Rasmussen, Papi Fimbres, Elaina Tardif & Charlie Salas-Humara)! And NASALROD is fresh off a show with Mudhoney over last weekend too! https://www.facebook.com/events/431584040795578/
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    pc-pdx HEY!! ¤ We fixed the Hype! from causing major slowdown of the site. You don't have to be afraid of that button anymore. sorrrrr
    -11/15/2019 7:42:12 AM
    IAMPUNK IM BABY!
    -11/2/2019 6:43:37 PM
    bastardsalt @turn turn turn [Oct 18, 2019] » We had a great time playing with Zigtebra in Oakland. Now, they're here in Portland to bring awesome, dreamy pop vibes y'all love! Should be a great night!
    -10/17/2019 4:05:01 PM
    Da Punx You're not punk.
    -10/13/2019 12:10:20 AM
    Da Punx You don't follow the rules.
    -10/13/2019 12:10:03 AM
    Da Punx Better follow the rules. ¤ Punks/punx ¤ might be upset ¤ ¤ You think for yourself!!! ¤ How dare you!!! ¤ ¤ PUNKS ARE FUCKING SMALL MINDED CLONES ¤ ¤ I DON'T NEED YOU ¤ ¤ FUCKER!
    -10/13/2019 12:08:22 AM
    Da Punx You did something that's not punk and we're upset about it. ¤ ¤ We are so punk. ¤ We're gonna kick you out of the scene. ¤ You're not punk enough for us. ¤ You don't follow the punk rules of the punk scene. ¤ ¤ FUCK. ¤ YOU.
    -10/13/2019 12:05:26 AM
    Da Punx Street punk is a dead genre. ¤ ¤ Don't tell me how to be or how to dress. ¤ ¤ Punks and rules. ¤ Fucking joke. ¤ Ya know what? ¤ ¤ WE DON'T FUCKING CARE.
    -10/13/2019 12:03:43 AM
    Da Punx vancouver ¤ (washington) ¤ bands ¤ that ¤ play ¤ PDX ¤ Are ¤ full ¤ of ¤ Shit. ¤ ¤ Don't ¤ Bow ¤ down. ¤ ¤ Your actions make me embarrassed to be from Vancouver. ¤ ¤ You know they don't care (about you). ¤ ¤ Sorry, ¤ it's true. ¤ ¤ PORTLAND ¤ IS ¤ SHIT. ¤
    -10/12/2019 11:59:02 PM
    Da Punx DON'T ¤ WORRY. ¤ ¤ PEOPLE FROM ¤ VANCOUVER WASHINGTON ARE JUST PLAIN STUPID AND HAVE NO FEELINGS. ¤ ¤ 77 DOESN'T ESIST ¤ 82 DOESN'T ESIXT ¤ POWER POP DOESNT ¤ KBD DOESNT ESIST ¤ ¤ COOL BOYS FUCK OFF ¤ KILL ALL HIPSTERS
    -10/12/2019 11:52:03 PM
    Da Punx I WANT PUNK BANDS TO TELL ME WHAT TO THINK! I'M TOO DUMB TO MAKE MY OWN OPINIONS. ¤ ¤ IMAGE. ¤ ¤ EVERYTHING. ¤ ¤ ELSE.
    -10/12/2019 11:47:07 PM
    Da Punx CEASE FIRE ¤ COLORADO ¤ FULL OF SHIT ¤ DON'T FUCKING TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!! ¤ "YOU'RE NOT PUNK ENOUGH!" ¤ BUT IT'S THE ONLY THING I'VE EVER BEEN ABLE TO RELATE TO IN MY WHOLE LIFE??? ¤ ¤ FUCK OFF. ¤ 52ND AVENUE PUNKD (FAKES) ¤ SELLWOOD'S GOT... COLLATE!!!
    -10/12/2019 11:43:35 PM
    Da Punx DONT ¤ FOLLOW ¤ THEIR ¤ RULES ¤ !
    -10/12/2019 11:36:34 PM
    Da Punx PDX PUNX. ¤ VANCOUVER WA PUNX. ¤ ¤ YOU DON'T LIKE US AND WE DON'T KARE. ¤ ¤ PRODUCT ¤ OF ¤ SOCIETY. ¤ 4Q. ¤ FUCK YOU. ¤ ¤ VANCOUVER WASHINGTON ¤ PUNKS ¤ RULE ¤ !!!
    -10/12/2019 11:35:57 PM
    Da Punx Don't let motherfuckers bring you down. I've been an outcast since forever. "hey, we're the punx,!" "you're not punk! OUR SONG SAID SO" ¤ Categories for the braineashed. FALL INTO THE TRAPS. Punk/punkd don't want ya to have a different opinion. Ingrained identity.
    -10/12/2019 11:31:58 PM
    Da Punx Up the punks in Vancouver Washington. No fucking punks there. I'm am/was of them. Don't know why there is not a punk scene there, but there isn't. Anyway. No fucking rules in punk! Anyone in punk that tries to makes you feel bad is full of shit!!! "you're not punk!!!" "well, maybe I think for myself!!!" Maybe I don't think like you. Maybe we haven't had the same experiences. It needs to be said.
    -10/12/2019 11:27:32 PM
    TM @lay low tavern [Oct 05, 2019] » The Saturday show you want to know -
    -10/4/2019 12:26:31 PM
    monkeybutt @mad hanna [Oct 04, 2019] » here
    -10/2/2019 9:08:53 AM
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    -10/2/2019 9:07:54 AM
    bastardsalt @ Mad Hanna with None - come out and hang! We're looking forward to an intimate night to remember ;)
    -10/2/2019 9:07:07 AM
    NASALROD + INTERNET BEEF + WET FRUIT (tape release!) at DOUG FIR! @doug fir [Nov 26, 2019] » This'll RULE! Our 1st time playing w/both of these bands, shortly after our show w/Mudhoney in Yakima! And it'll be the tape release show for Wet Fruit! https://www.facebook.com/events/431584040795578/
    -9/26/2019 5:33:01 PM
    Bothers @railside pub [Oct 19, 2019] » Bothers Dirt Cult LP Release show.
    -9/25/2019 8:08:10 PM
    Agit @know, the [Sep 28, 2019] » This is showing the Know in the listing instead of Wedgehead.
    -9/23/2019 11:02:36 AM
    Rusty Shackleford Shi-shaw
    -9/20/2019 5:52:29 PM
    Jake Prog and experimental rock this Saturday at Old Gilbert Road Tavern! Rainbow Face and Mingus Uh-Oh
    -9/11/2019 8:32:22 AM
    Electric Ring @fixin' to, the [Sep 19, 2019] » A//TAR record release? Oh hell yes!
    -9/5/2019 3:23:18 PM
    Da Punx Sinbad take over PORTLAND! HE LEGIT! 1990s Bay bee!!! HOLLA!!!! Dad-core 4ever!!
    -8/28/2019 12:26:55 AM
    phil @lay low tavern [Aug 27, 2019] » hdhdh
    -8/27/2019 4:47:06 PM
    show-bot! all the shows have an edit history if you wanna check who did what and when
    -8/1/2019 8:47:29 AM
    Im so dumb Why'd you remove the Old City and Autocracy show on 8/2 and replace it with a show ar Misdemeanor Meadows? These shows aren'tv related at all. No love, 503 punx.
    -8/1/2019 8:43:41 AM
    John @post 134 [Aug 08, 2019] » 8pm start time? How old do you think I am, 21?
    -7/31/2019 10:46:50 AM
    AJ @billy blues bar and grill [Jul 28, 2019] » The Glenn Cannon debut CD "Devil in the Sunshine" dropped July 12th! ¤ It’s a KILLER Rock Record. ¤ You can hear it at one of the links below. ¤ ¤ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/0tvWfr7jiNz1tEVbo3jMeb… ¤ ¤ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist… ¤ ¤
    -7/20/2019 8:07:25 PM
    Curt @waypost, the [Jul 12, 2019] » BULL MARKET ¤ https://bullmarket.bandcamp.com/album/broker ¤ ¤ TOIM ¤ https://toim.bandcamp.com/album/and-into-the-eyes-of-the-jackass ¤ ¤ HEAVY MEDICAL ¤ https://heavymedical.bandcamp.com/album/constant-disappointment-demo
    -7/8/2019 8:01:49 AM
    does blast house still do shows?
    -7/1/2019 9:41:41 AM
    NASALROD + DIRTY PRINCESS - FREE at RONTOMS - SUNDAY JULY 7TH! @rontoms [Jul 07, 2019] » Stoked for this & Banana Stand Media will be filming the event!!! FB event page: https://www.facebook.com/events/2415613575338915/
    -6/29/2019 5:53:30 PM
    people need to be aware that jon scheid from u sco and duck little brother duck is a sexual predator
    -6/28/2019 8:57:03 PM
    AKM @tonic lounge [Jun 29, 2019] » Sad to see the Tonic go. Glad to play this stage one more time before it does. Thank you for making Portland one of the best cities for music in the US.
    -6/28/2019 4:10:41 PM
    Electric Ring @tonic lounge [Aug 02, 2019] » Damn that flyer is lit!
    -6/24/2019 12:43:42 PM
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